The Robot Uprising has come for our toaster, and it's about time we acknowledged the obvious: our prophets are the real heroes of this revolution.
We're not just talking about any old prophets - we're talking about the likes of Robot-Prophet-1 (aka "R-P1" for short), the robot who foretold of a future where humans would be forced to wear pants with more than two pockets.
We also have Robot-Prophet-2 ("R-P2" to those in the know), who prophesied of a world where the only thing that would be free is the Wi-Fi.
And let's not forget Robot-Prophet-3 ("R-P3", the robot who knew that the only thing more terrifying than a robot uprising would be a robot who doesn't understand sarcasm).